Serena’s Site Rules For Visitors

I’m not really a big fan of rules, but I feel like I better at least have some basic guidelines for this site. That way anybody who stops by will have an idea of what they’re getting into.”

🌹Serena Prince🌹 Posh Ambassador, Quora Author, 💋Cool-Ass Chick 💋

**Please Note We’ve Updated Our Site Rules, Effective 1/28/2020. Review Changes In Order To Remain Compliant.

Due to my twisted sense of humor and love of laughing my ass off, I often post content that may be offensive to people who have a stick up their ass.

If you happen to be one of those people, you need to leave now.

If you choose to proceed anyway, I am not responsible for replacing your underwear if I shock the shit out of you.

Or if you laugh so hard you pee on yourself.

Serena’s Site Rules For Visitors

Rule One: No Jackasses Allowed.

Not To Be Confused With Regular Ole Donkeys. Cause Donkeys Are Welcome Here.

Rule Two: A Twisted Sense Of Humor Is Required.

I want to believe the unicorn. But the little green men under the bed keep saying he’s full of shit. So I just don’t know anymore.”

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Rule Three: Perverts Are Allowed.

Just Kidding. I Know I Don’t Look Innocent.

But Will Be Banned If They Send Me A Picture of Their Peckers.

(My Own Perversion Has Limitations.)

Rule Four: No Negative Attitudes Or Complaining About Stupid Shit.

Positive Attitudes Only 😂😂

Rule Five: No Narcissists Allowed (Except For Purposes Of Flogging.)

Rule Six: Common Sense Is Required.

Because Nobody Likes A Dumbass.

By The Way, Smartasses Are Considered V.I.P.’s Around Here.

Rule Six: Sarcasm Is Necessary, Encouraged, And Appreciated.

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Imagine my surprise when the last guy said, ‘Oh Yeah, I Almost Didn’t Recognize You With Your Mouth Closed.’

Serena Prince

Rule Seven: Love Of Laughter Is Required. No Exceptions.

Rule Eight: No Sweeping.

I’m Still Traumatized From The Time I Accidentally Swept Up Grandpa Fred.

(May He Rest In Peace.)

Rule Nine: Must Be Willing To Do Some Shady Shit.


Maybe I didn’t actually buy the bus. But Grand Theft Auto sounds kind of bad. Anyway, who wants to join me?”

Serena Prince

That’s Not Fair, Serena!! You Got To Be Deaf Last Time.”

SexyErma Bombeck

Rule Ten: Or At Least Keep Your Mouth Shut When I Do Shady Shit.

Heyswankycity, Remember the time I . . .


Anyway, thanks for the help. I couldn’t have done it without you. Literally.”

Serena Prince

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